Shaina Silverman
- May 30, 2017
The Listener
I am paid to listen to people when the people they wish were listening to them are too busy. No one has time to listen to their families,...
Nicholas Miata
- May 23, 2017
The Scapegoat
I take the blame for others. They call me when they’re angry about issues in their lives. Money, relationships, failures, you name it....
Sam Hoffman
- May 23, 2017
Dis-awkward-er
I make awkward situations not awkward anymore. People hire me to attend group functions and distract from awkward confrontations between...
Rachel Shapiro
- May 22, 2017
The Guessing Game
My eyes start to glaze over as I stare at the jar filled with brightly colored jelly beans. I squint, cock my head, blink. I stare. There...
Isaac Regalado
- May 18, 2017
Yes Man
I’m the yes man, I say yes to things you'd say no to. The date with that girl who had a face tattoo? Yes. Got invited to go bungie...
Paige Tortorice
- May 15, 2017
A Shortage of Love
Me with my shortness of breath and you with your short temper. We fall short of what we used to have. It used to be so sweet, like...