Every single day I turn the key and start hundreds of cars in my town. I go from car to car, each one taking five seconds. Tops. I have the easiest job. I love it. The car owners love me and I’m happy. They’re all so grateful that I’m in their lives. They get to be lazy. They do not have to run out in the freezing winter or blazing hot summer. People are thankful for me. It is the best to know you are wanted and needed until automatic start is invented and you are no longer of value.