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Lies

Cavities are not real They're just a pile of nothing. Of nonsense that those thieves tell. They’re vile, selfish suckers They're just hoping to hoard all the sweet stuff in the world. All the donuts. All the candy All the soda All the cake Every last peppermint in existence. They tell us that they’re protecting us From painful punishment For pleasing our palate That's a pile of...bananas That they also happened to take from us. They told these tales Of how owls hoot About cooking How the ice age was About a particularly chilly winter All those lies Yeah Adults kinda suck.

Lies

Cavities are not real They're just a pile of nothing. Of nonsense that those thieves tell. They’re vile, selfish suckers They're just...